• Post Title The Cleanse

    POSTED ON January 8, 2013

    Guys, I’m doing it. I’m REALLY doing it. Yep, a cleanse. A smoothie and juice cleanse mix-up, DIY style. My first cleanse, ever. This is actually incredibly hard to believe considering my mother is somewhat of a master cleanser. It takes me awhile to catch on to all of her ways of wisdom, I tell ya. Feast your eyes on what your fridge looks like right before you go all juice cray on everyone’s ass.

    The Cleanse

    And what better way to start off a cleanse than by having your grocery bags break, with all the beautiful juicing ingredients inside…twice. Once in the parking lot. 10 degrees outside, no biggie. Next, in the hallway just before my door. This one was loud. The neighbors came out to be sure someone hadn’t just died on their doorstep. Nope, just me, dropping all of my fresh ass fruits. I’m good, thanks though. In case my disturbingly loud shit hadn’t given that away.

    The Cleanse

    Regardless, I am persevering! I’m trucking along and determined to cleanse myself. I made a ridiculous mood meter because to be perfectly honest, I’m most worried about those around me rather than myself. I’m not going to be pleasant. I kind of love food and taking that precious baby away from me, well it’s going to be a wild ride. That’s why I need your help and support! Lets keep that mood-o-meter in the green zone and everyone in the world will be happier.

    The Cleanse

    The Cleanse
    POSTED IN DIY, On My Mind, Recipes